In this house, we believe:

• The Federal Reserve is a scam
• Taxation is theft
• Inflation is a tax that destroys the middle class
• War is a racket
• Property rights are human rights
• Your sexuality is none of our business
• And a well-armed population is the truest safeguard against tyranny."**

Stick this in your yard, and watch the HOA meeting get real interesting.

Specs (for those who need 'em):

• Fluted polypropylene (durable enough for all kinds of weather—and opinions).
• 18” × 24” of pure, undiluted reason.
• Aluminum h-stake stand—because you don’t want it blowing over mid-argument.
• Matte finish. No gloss, no fluff.
• It's even recyclable. But why even throw away something this glorious?
• Designed, constructed, and printed in the USA. (Actually, this baby is only available in the USA. Sorry world.) 

These signs generally ship within a day.